Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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