everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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