Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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