And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
