Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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