i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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