Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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