lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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