I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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