Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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