Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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