Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just forgot I was standing up.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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