I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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