guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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