Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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