69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
