I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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