He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
is it fun? or sober?
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