Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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