if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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