***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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