I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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