Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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