Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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