So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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