I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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