I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you win again, gameday.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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