I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just forgot I was standing up.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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