Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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