her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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