I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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