So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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