Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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