Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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