Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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