found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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