I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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