dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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