Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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