Ambien. No doubt about it.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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