if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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