Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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