____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Randomize
