I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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