He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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