I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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