ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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