As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize