Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize