dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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