Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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