'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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