sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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