Well apparently he's into motor boating.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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