is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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