Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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