Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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