Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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