Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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